*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
What the fucking shit
youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account
Son, that’s pornhub.has betrayed us.
FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED
Ever want to see how bad Hollywood wants white people in everything?
Watch Godzilla (2014). They made the damn monster swim across the mother fucking Pacific Ocean for a fight in California. That is how bad.
I AM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE.
As if there were NO nuclear power plants in Japan for the monsters to eat like get the entire fuck.
The monsters were Japanese and yet somehow the entire movie was about this white dude in the Navy like ?????